aslimshadylady:

capturethefag:

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart

just a little image

(Source: yungginseng)

clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal
ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)

kidraaul:

morningsuns:

IS THAT ZE VC EROF TRON

LOH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: swedishfishrule)

"Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship."
— (via hefuckin)

(Source: a-sleeping-perspective)

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

"Not everyone you lose is a loss."
— (via starlate)

100wordsneversaid:

Yeah maybe…